Also called Moomoo, Moo machine, and Wee Man

Moon is chief supervisor and quality control of the Rabbit Patch. He is a 9-year-old grumpy boy with arthritis who loves his dad, lots of blankets, and eating too much banana. He hates being cleaned out, being told no, and moving from his piles of warm blankets.

The creative human behind the rabbit patch, more commonly called “Nasty Mummy” when she takes the buns to the vets or cleans them out. Alex has invisible disabilities and uses crafting to relax and learn new things.

She loves needle felting, Warhammer, and petting any animal who will let her.

Pronounced “Rossy nan tay”, also responds to Rossi and laydee

Rossi is the big sister and shadow Panther of the feral babies who were rescued from an Allotment in 2022. She likes to run marathons immediately after eating her food. Rossi is a chatty girl and loves to eat veg from the bunny bowls like a wierdo.

Also called Deeny Weeny and Dina

Medina is the tabby model of the feral babies who were rescued in 2022 from the Allotment as kittens. She is an absolute cuddle bug and follows Alex around the house until there’s a lap to stand on. She loves to carry around a small felted ball in her mouth.

Pronounced "ty-ko"

The newest baby in the Rabbit Patch. He is named after the space station in The Expanse and is definitely a true Belter. When he was rescued his feet were frozen to the hutch and needed rotten fur cutting off his bum, but now he’s a fiend for cuddles and dandelions. He finally kissed pandora on the face

Also called Pan, Dora, or Menace child

This big bad street rabbit was picked up off the street in the rain after being dumped weeks earlier. She’s super independent and does not like pets, but will run over to anyone with a snack without hesitation. She is also named after Alex’s best friend irl (which never gets confusing obv)